[cyberjoke3000] April 20, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Fresh from the recent fifth Summit of the Americas, here are ten new "Safety At Work" sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

It vas springtime in Nordern Minnesota and da lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. Ole asked Lena, "Vould you valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store and get me some smokes?" "Ya, sure. Give me some money." "Nah, yust put it on our tab." Lena valked across da lake, got da smokes at da yeneral store, and den valked back. Ven she gave Ole his smokes, she asked, "Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. So vhy didn't you yust give me the money?" Ole replied, "I vasn't sure how tick the ice vas!"

Every man believes every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While a recent sociological study verified this, what men don't realize is that, in women's fantasy, one man cooks while the other cleans!

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