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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Dad, I'm late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "Maybe not, Dad, but you could at least try!"
Two rich men met again after a number of years. One asked, "So what have you been doing all this time?" "Well, I bought a yacht, a beautiful 80-footer, but on my first trip, it sank. I was lucky to swim to shore." "Oh, no." "Yes. And then I bought an executive jet, but on its first takeoff, it crashed. I was lucky to crawl to safety." "Oh, man, that's horrible." "Yes. But then I decided I didn't need more toys, I have a hot young blonde girlfriend, so I decided married her." "That sounds good." "Yes, but on our honeymoon, I caught her screwing my chauffeur." "Oh, no! Was there any good to come out of all this?" "Yes. From now on, sea, sky or sex -- I'm going to rent!"
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