[cyberjoke3000] April 23, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jeffery Katz sends along yet another Twitter spoof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

 

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate!

During WW2, when Dudley was in college, he was in a bar one evening when a beautiful lady suggested that they have a drink. Dudley smiled and said, "I'm no John D. Rockefeller, but I'll buy." After a few drinks, she suggested they dance. Dudley smiled and said, "I'm no Fred Astaire, but I'll give it a whirl." Later, she suggested that they go to her room. Dudley grinned and said, "I'm no Cary Grant, but I'll follow you." In her apartment they had another drink and then did what they'd wanted to do all evening. Afterward, she said, "Now, how about some money?" Dudley smiled and said, "I'm no gigolo, but I'll take it!"

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