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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Overheard at the meeting of the Union of Zombie Workers, Local 517: "What do we want?" "BRAINS!" "When do we want them?" "BRAINS!"
Man: "I'd like to buy some dog food." Checkout lady: "Do you have a dog?" "Yes." "Where is it?" "At home." "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you dog food unless I see your dog. Store policy." The next day, the man returned. "I'd like to buy some cat food." "Do you have a cat?" "Yes." "Well, where is it?" "At home." "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you cat food unless I see your cat. Store policy." The next day, the man returned again. Checkout lady: "What's in the bag?" Man: "Put your hand inside." "Hmm. It's warm and moist! What is it?" "I'd like to buy some toilet paper!"
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