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How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but first he has to install a $5,000 sterling silver socket!
"Doctor, my husband has developed a penchant for anal sex. Is that a good idea?" "Do you enjoy it?" asked the doctor. "Actually, yeah, I do." "Does it hurt?" "No. I kinda like it." "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like. Just be careful not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. "What? I can get pregnant from anal sex?!" "Of course you can," the doctor replied. "Where do you think we get politicians?!"
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