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Tesla Motors has unveiled its much-anticipated Model S electric sedan. Remember: it only costs $4 for a "tank" of "gas!"
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
Last weekend, my eleven-year-old son had his friends over for poker night, which was cute. I won nearly four hundred bucks!
A rich man spotted a beautiful young lady sitting alone at a singles bar. "Say, baby, how about you coming home with me and giving me some head?" She barely looked up. "That'll be the day." Undaunted, he tried again. "Well, then, what if we go to my place and screw like rabbits?" This time she snickered. "That'll be the day!" "Okay," he said, "how about we take my limo to my private jet, fly to
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