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Have you heard about Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old woman who tore up Britain's Got Talent? They laughed at her when she walked onstage... until she started singing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two Irish mothers were discussing their sons. The first said, "My Patrick is such a saint; he works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The other said, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he looked at a woman in three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor." "My," said the first mother, "you must be so proud." "Aye, that I am," replied the second. "And when he gets out next month, I'm gonna throw him a party!"
An English nobleman and his Irish manservant ran into each other in Hell. "Lord," exclaimed the Irishman, "what are you doing here?" The nobleman sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were always a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?" The Irishman replied, "For fathering a playboy son!"
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