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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The teenage daughter was ready to go to the shopping mall when her father saw her outfit: short shorts and a spaghetti string top. A fight broke out. "No daughter of mine..." began Dad. Mom stepped in to keep the peace. "Dear, remember when we were young? I dressed that way, too. It was the style." Dad replied, "Yeah! And remember I had something to say about that, too!" Mom closed with, "Yes, dear, you did. You asked me for my phone number!"
Three hookers compared notes from their previous night. "I entertained a cowboy last night," said one. "How do you know he was a cowboy?" asked another. "Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and left his hat and boots on while we did it." "Yeah, that was a cowboy, all right. I had a lawyer," announced the second. "He wore a three-piece suit and carried a briefcase. He wore his suit vest and held onto his briefcase the whole time." "Yeah, that was a lawyer. I had a farmer," said the third. "How could you tell?" "First, he complained that it was too dry, then he complained that it was too wet, and then he asked if he could pay me in the fall!"
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