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A Swedish couple applied for a marriage license and the clerk asked for their names. The man answered, "Yonnie Yohnson." The clerk said, "You're Swedish, aren't you?" Yonnie replied, "Yah, dat I yam." "And your name, ma'am?" The woman answered, "Olga Olsen." "Oh, you have a little Swede in you, too!" said the clerk. She replied, "Yah, I du. That Yonnie yust couldn't vait!"
Last night, I met a girl in a bar and quickly knew we'd have sex, just by the chemistry: chloroform and Rohypnol!
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