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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two men lost a long-time drinking buddy to alcoholism. At his funeral, as they stood before the open casket, one said to the other, "Gee, Sam sure looks good, doesn't he?" His friend replied, "He ought to; he hasn't had a drink in a week!"
A man asked the madam for a woman with syphilis. "I'm sorry, but all of our girls are clean. You'll have to go elsewhere for that." As he started to leave, one woman stopped him and whispered, "Hey, mister. I have syphilis." He smiled and they went upstairs. When they were finished, she said, "I fooled you, mister. I don't really have syphilis." Pulling up his pants, he said, "You do now!"
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