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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Do you know the difference between 'finished' and 'complete'? Marry the right person and you're complete; marry the wrong person and you're finished!
A new bride, fresh from her wedding night, asked her doctor for advice. "What do you call that long thing between my husband's legs?" The doctor replied, "That's his sex organ. It's call a pen¡s." "And what's that pinkish knob on the end of it?" "That's called the glans." "And what are those two round things about twelve inches from the glans?" The doctor paused a moment, then replied, "I don't know about him, but on me that'd be the cheeks of my a$$!"
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