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It turns out that those "Russia monuments" I sent out a few days ago weren't really Russian, but Yugoslovian, meant to honor their WW2 dead. Thanks to Michael Mendelsohn, Šika, Gizmo, amd others who corrected me. Here are the facts (I hope!):
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What's the definition of "endless love?" A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder!
The modern story of Snow White: Sappy the dwarf used the gang's life's savings to buy a purported diamond mine from a huckster; it was a bust. They didn't live in a charming woodland cottage; more like a sagging double-wide with a lean-to. Charming woodland critters? Try rats. True, Snow White was drop-dead gorgeous. And somehow she wound up in their decrepit abode. Maybe she was hopped up on pills -- no one knows. When the guys saw her, Sleazy immediately thought, "She's hot; if we pimped her out, we could live like kings." Dopey (so-named because he was usually stoned) provided the latest drug, street name "poison apple." Doc, experienced from years of running meth labs, synthesized the drug in unlimited quantities. Thereafter, Snow spent her time on a cot in a storage room at the back of the dwarves' hovel, hopped up on P.A. When a customer arrived, the dwarves hollered to her: "High ho'! High ho'! It's off to work you go!"
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