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CyberJokester Petrucio sends along this excellent web page showing the relative sizes of objects in our solar system.
http://lpb.fieldofscience.com/2009/11/solar-systemto-scale.html
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Everyone knows the story of the midnight ride of Paul Revere, but few know what happened the previous night. Paul had recently learned the identity of a British spy. While dining at an Italian restaurant, he saw the spy's girlfriend. He quickly told his waiter, "Hold the spumoni! I'm going to follow the chick an' catch a Tory!"
The world was destroyed in a nuclear holocaust causing six billion souls to show up at the Pearly Gates all at once. Saint Peter was overwhelmed. Suddenly, from the front of the line, came a huge cheer and applause! A guy in the rear of the line leaned forward and asked, "What's everybody cheering about up there?" The other man replied, "They're not counting adultery!"
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