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CyberJokester Bobak Khomaan asks, "How close can you build your market to a train track?" Here's the answer. You have to see this to believe it!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What do you call an investment banker with no arms and no legs? Rich.
The celebrity divorce trial promised to be sensational. But after days of stuffy testimony, the trial was turning into a dud. Finally, the cross-examination began with a jolt: "Is it not true, madam, that on the night of July eleventh, during a thunderstorm, you had sexual intercourse with a certain circus midget while on the handlebars of a motorcycle being driven up and down the steps of the county courthouse?" The wife blanched, but maintained her composure. In a controlled voice, she asked, "What was that date again?"
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