[cyberjoke3000] May 20, 2011

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I think I'm all ready for Saturday's big rapture. I bought a dozen life-size blow-up dolls and a big tank of helium. That oughta freak out the neighborhood!

Mr. Goldfarb was collecting for Israel. "But why do you have two bags, Goldfarb?" he was asked. "I got a system. It's fantastic. I hang out in a men's room and, when a guy is using the urinal, I say, 'Give for Israel or I'll cut it off!' And it works. I've got over fifty thousand dollars in this bag." "But what's in the other bag?" "Not everyone gives!"

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