Tuesday, May 3, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] May 4, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Have you heard about the new GPS system for NASCAR drivers? "Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left...."

"Doc, I'm in love with my horse," a nervous man told his psychiatrist. His psychiatrist consoled him, "Oh, my good man, that's nothing to worry about. Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I are quite attached to our dog." "But, Doc, I'm physically attracted!" "Hmm. Is your horse male or female?" The man replied, "Female! Waddaya think, I'm gay!?"


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