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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
How does a Frenchman move a piano? He cries and reads it sad poetry!
"How can I get Benny to marry me, Momma?" "Maybe you can scare him into it," her mother suggested. "The next time you make love, ask him what he wants to name the baby." And the next time he climaxed, she asked sweetly, "What shall we name the baby, dear?" He looked at her, removed his condom, threw it out the window, and said, "If he can get out of that, we should name him Houdini!"
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