Monday, May 30, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] May 31, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

As a musician, I found this short video account by a WW2 D-Day veteran quite compelling. I hope you do, too. In honor of Memorial Day, here's Taming a Nazi Sniper With a Trumpet"
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

An Arab walked into a Jewish delicatessen and asked the price of a corned beef sandwich. The owner, not exactly thrilled with Arabs, said, "Twenty dollars." "Great. I'll take four." He returned the next day and ordered four pastrami sandwiches. "That'll be two hundred dollars." The Arab gladly paid the full amount. The third day, the Arab saw a sign on the delicatessen door: "No Jews allowed!"

How can you tell a Hollywood virgin? She has out-of-state plates!


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