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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Schmidt, a German ace downed in WW2, was being held prisoner at a British flying field while his extensive injuries were treated. The Brit who shot him down paid him a visit. "Bronson, they're going to amputate my left leg tomorrow. Would you show some kindness to a fellow airman and throw my leg out on your next bombing run over
The hooker took her john back behind the bar, unzipped his fly, and removed his member. It was huge! "Oh, no," she moaned, "I'll never be able to get that inside me." He replied, "Well, that's no reason to drop it in the mud!"
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