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According to statistics, it's easier to be struck by lightning than to win at Lotto. The good side of lightning is: you don't hear from your relatives!
A god-fearing man wanted a god-fearing wife. Every time he thought he had found a pure woman, he would show her his manhood and ask, "What's this?" When they replied, "A co¢k," he knew she was not pure enough. Girl after girl failed this simple test. Finally, he met a woman who seemed completely innocent. She wouldn't even go home with him for the longest time. Eventually he got her alone, pulled it out and asked, "What is this?" She giggled and said "That's a pee-pee." "Finally," he thought, "I've found my future wife!" They got married but when, on their wedding night, she called it his "pee-pee" again, he finally broke down and said, "Look, sweetheart, this is not called a pee-pee. It's my co¢k." She laughed and said, "Oh, no it's not. A co¢k is much longer ...and black!"
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