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Have you ever thought about the mathematics of murder, specifically: "Should A Robot Sacrifice Your Life To Save Two?" It's coming ...maybe soon.
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How To Be A Bad Manager: Never assign work in the morning; wait until quitting time. If it's a rush job, interrupt me every few minutes to ask, "How's it going?" Leave without telling me. When you give me multiple jobs, don't prioritize them. Make me stay late; I love the office and have nowhere else to go and nothing else to do. If my work pleases you, keep it a secret; if you don't like it, tell everyone. If you give me lots of instructions, don't write them down; better yet, save them until the job is almost done. Never introduce me to anyone because, when you refer to them later, my intuition will identify them. Tell me all your troubles; no one else has any problems and it's nice to know you're less fortunate.
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