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If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy groceries?
Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents: "My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me." "Did you hear about the aliens seen in town last week?" "Nice place you got here. That artwork looks expensive." "Can you believe those idiots at 7-11 won't cash my welfare check?" "We're going to keep our relationship quiet for a while; my wife is so vindictive." "Home pregnancy kits aren't that reliable." "Sarah is so beautiful that I gave up bisexuality." "Do homes this nice come with safes?" "Nothing beats the feeling of a negative HIV test!" "Mind if I pull my car into your garage? That cop car won't stay lost for long!"
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