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[cyberjoke3000] June 9, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Jewish man went to New York on holiday. After a few days, he phoned his mother. "Great news, Mother! I've met a wonderful woman and I'm getting married." "Oy vey!" exclaimed his mother. "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?" "Goldberg." "That's a wonderful Jewish name," smiled his mother, the tension leaving her voice. "What's her first name?" "Whoopi!"

 

Reasons To Go To Work Naked: Your boss always yells, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8!" You can get a tan from computer screen radiation. "Sure, I'd chip in, but my wallet's in my pants." Stops those creeps in Marketing from looking down your blouse. You want to see if it's like that dream. With office Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated résumé. People stop stealing your pens once they see where you keep them. Diverts attention from the fact that you came to work drunk. Gives "bad hair day" a whole different meaning. No one will ever borrow your chair again!


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