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Potential host cities are dropping out of the bidding process for the Olympics. Why? Take a look at
http://www.businessinsider.com/sochi-ghost-city-2014-3
And these photos of the 2004 Athens Olympics venues are depressing:
http://www.businessinsider.com/athens-olympic-venues-2014-2
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You May Be Tired of Your Job If: You answer the phone, "Leave me alone!" Your Inbox is your garbage can. You notice the copier is on fire, but sit back down because you just don't care. A 40-hour workweek feels like a vacation. Visions of the weekend get you through Monday. You don't bother set your alarm clock because you know your cell will go off before the alarm does. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail!
A newlywed couple went to the doctor for their annual physical. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your fiancée has an S.T.D. that I've only heard of once before." The husband paled. "Damn, Doc, if that's the good news, what's the bad news?" "I heard about it from my dog's vet!"
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