Monday, June 30, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] June 30, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Today’s final session of the Supreme Court for this season may be a little late while the justices enjoy a few more sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Jeff, did you lose your job?" Jeff replied, "Nah. I left because of illness and fatigue." "I didn't know you were sick." "I wasn't. My boss was sick and tired of me!"

 

Things That Sound Dirty But In Law Are Not: "Have you looked through her briefs?" "He's one hard judge." "Counselor, let's do it in chambers." "Her attorney withdrew at the last minute." "Is it a penal offense?" "Better leave the handcuffs on." "For $1,000 an hour, she'd better be good!" "Can you get him to drop his suit?" "The judge gave her the stiffest one he could." "Think you can get me off?" 


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