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Things It Took Dave Barry Fifty Years To Learn: Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. In one word, reason why the human race has not, and never will, achieved its full potential: meetings. There's a fine line between hobby and mental illness. People who want to share their religious views never want to hear yours. Don't confuse your career with your life. Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get up and dance. Never lick a steak knife. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. No one can give you a clear, compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. There is a time when you should stop expecting others to make a big deal about your birthday: age eleven. Everyone thinks they are an above-average driver. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. Your friends love you anyway.
It was the first day of school. "What do your parents do for a living?" The first little girl answered, "My father is a doctor." The second girl said, "My mother is an engineer." When it was finally Little Johnny's turn, he said, "My mom's a whore." Naturally, he was sent to the principal's office. Fifteen minutes later, he returned. His teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said?" Little Johnny said, "Yep." "So? What happened?" "He said that in an economy like this every job is important and what's my phone number?!"
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