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The third-grade teacher returned to her classroom after a few minutes and found her pupils behaving perfectly. Everybody was absolutely quiet. She was stunned. "This is wonderful, class. But, what's up? Why are you so well behaved this time?" From the back, Little Johnny spoke up. "Remember last time when you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you'd drop dead!"
During World War II, Hitler ordered his soldiers to have sex as many women as possible and then say, "In nine months you will have a baby. Name it Adolf. Heil Hitler!" A young Nazi, eager to do his duty, dutifully found himself a pretty French girl. He said, "In nine months you will have a baby. Name it Adolf. Heil Hitler!" She replied, "But first, you will have a disease. Name it syphilis. Vive la
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