Friday, June 27, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] June 27, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The Atlantic magazine now has a video service and, if the rest as good as this one, it's going to be quite popular! Here's a 4K time-lapse video of some truly beautiful New Zealand scenery.

http://bit.ly/1o0n5yW
And in case you haven't heard yet, hcre's info on 4K or Ultra Hight-Def video:
http://cnet.co/1o0nNMw 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Little Johnny, if you had ten dollars and I asked to borrow eight dollars, how many dollars would you have left?" Little Johnny answered quickly, "Ten." His teacher grimaced. "Ten? How did you come up with that?" "Easy. Just because you ask for eight bucks doesn't mean you're gonna get eight bucks!"

 

Two married couples went away for a weekend. After several drinks, the guys persuaded the wives to partner swap for the night. Jack knew it was his wife's time of the month and thought it hilarious that Bill did not know. The guys agreed that at breakfast the next morning, they'd tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee cup as many times as they did it with the other's wife. At breakfast, Jack proudly tapped his teaspoon on his coffee cup three times. Bill thought a moment, tapped once on the strawberry jam ...and twice on the peanut butter!


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