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In response to yesterday's Wyle E. Coyote joke,
http://www.torinfo.com/justforlaughs/coyote_v_acme.html
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The country preacher was extolling the virtues of the deceased redneck. "He was an honest man, a loving husband, a kind father..." etc. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to her son, "Billy Bob, git up there and look in that coffin and make sure it's Pa!"
After a young woman gave birth, the nurse told her, "You just gave birth to a healthy baby girl, but she's black and you're not." The new mother replied, "I'm not surprised. You see, last year, when I was down on my luck, I took a job in a porno. The leading man was black." The nurse said, "Oh, I see. But your baby has blonde hair." "Well, there was a Swedish guy in the flick." "Oh. But your baby has slanted eyes." "Well, the pizza delivery guy in the film was Chinese." Just then, the baby cried. The mother sighed, "Thank God!" The nurse looked puzzled. The mother explained, "I was kinda worried she might bark!"
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