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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on the stairway to heaven. God told them, "There are 3,000 steps. I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step. If you laugh, you go to hell." They started climbing. On step 1,000, God told a joke. The brunette laughed and immediately went straight to hell. On step 2,000, God told a second joke. The redhead laughed and went to hell. On step 3,000, God told the last joke, but the blonde still didn't laugh. But standing at the Pearly Gates, she burst out laughing. God asked, "What's funny?" She replied, "I just got that first joke!"
The college senior took out a notoriously loose co-ed. As soon as he parked his car, she was all over him. After some serious petting, his hand entered her panties. She seemed to enjoy it, until she cried, "Ouch! Your ring hurts!" He replied, "I don't wear a ring. That's my watch!"
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