Monday, October 12, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] October 13, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along this video showing how the Chinese build a railroad bridge today: with one giant machine (and quite a few workers scurrying around it)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6X82g2UZOs 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What gets longer when pulled, fits between your breasts, fits neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seat belt. What were you thinking?

Robert took his new date to a fancy restaurant to impress her. She ordered only the most expensive items on the menu: shrimp cocktail, lobster, even Champagne. Taken aback, Robert asked, "Does your father buy you things like this when your family has dinner out?" She replied with a smile, "No, but then, Father's not expecting a blow job later, either!" Robert said without hesitation, "Want dessert?" 


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