Thursday, October 29, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] October 29, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Steve Irving sends along an addendum to yesterday's joke. I think it’s an improvement: Oxygen and Potassium went on a date; it was OK. Then Oxygen dated Magnesium. OMg! Later, Oxygen asked Nitrogen out, but got a flat-out NO. Oxygen often had a double bond with the hydrogen twins. Looks like someone’s a HO, NaBrO. Most of these puns argon now.

CyberJokester Michael Gooden sends along his recommendation for the EFF's other excellent extension, "HTTPS Everywhere." It does exactly what you think: forces you to use a safe, secure connection whenever you browse.
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A mom was preparing dinner for her family when she spilled a jar of spice all over herself. Her daughter looked up from her phone and said, casually, "Hey, Mom? Can we talk?" Her mother snapped, "Now? Why in the hell would you choose now to talk?" The daughter answered, "I dunno, you looked like you had some thyme on your hands!"

What's the difference between a brownnose and a sh¡thead? Depth perception! 


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