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WOT (“Web of Trust”) is another Chrome extension that I use. It’s a website reputation rating tool that lets you make an informed decision about whether to trust a website or not. After a Google search, when you shop, or browse online, WOT gives you a green, yellow caution, or red warning icon. If it’s not green, be cautious about that site. Simple, easy, free. Go to
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/category/extensions
and search for “WOT.”
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A book just fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame.
A man, riding through the forest, discovered an old lamp, rubbed it, and out came the proverbial genie. "Yep. Three wishes." The man responded immediately, "I want to be immortal." "Done. Next?" "Make my horse immortal." "Done." Now the man was stuck. He thought and thought and finally said, "I want sex organs the size of my horse's." "Done." The man was overjoyed and couldn't wait to test his luck. He stopped as soon as he found a friend, jumped off his horse, and declared, "Peter, my horse is immortal!" Peter laughed, but the king stabbed his horse with his sword and the horse just stood there. Peter was surprised. "Now, Peter. Stab me, for I too am immortal!" Peter did so hesitantly, but nothing happened. "Amazing!" Saving the best for last, he said, "Peter, now take a look at this!" and dropped his pants. Peter look down and said, "Damn! That's the biggest pussy I've ever seen!"
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