Wednesday, October 14, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] October 14, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I’m always surprised when I use someone else’s browser and their Chrome differs from mine. That’s one of Chrome’s advantages: there are so many great extensions that help you work more efficiently. So this week I’m going to share some of the ones that I use and why. Let’s start with the basics.

Click the Chrome menu in the upper-right corner (it’s three horizontal lines and commonly called “the hamburger menu”). Under “More Tools” is “Extensions.” Click that and you’ll see a list of all the extensions you have installed. At the bottom of the list is “Get more extensions.” Clicking that will take you to the Google Play store and thousands of free extensions you can install. But which ones? We’ll start there tomorrow.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The reptile house zookeeper accidently left several cages open and soon snakes were slithering everywhere. The frantic man yelled to his assistant, "Quick, call a lawyer!" "A lawyer? Why?" "I need someone who speaks their language!"

A Jewish co-ed told her Catholic roommate that she was going home for Rosh Hashanah. The Catholic girl asked, "Is that the holiday when you light the candles?" "No, that's Hanukkah." "Is it the one where you eat the unleavened bread?" "No, that's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replied, "That's what I like about you Jews: you're so good to your help!" 


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