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An attractive young woman, with an extraordinary personality and excellent character, had a condition that made her lips crack, so that the slightest movement caused great pain. Her physician prescribed a cream that, while not a cure, greatly relieved her pain. Although she was instructed to use it once per day, she found herself using it more and more and soon exhausted her supply. She returned to the doctor for a refill. His receptionist announced her turn to the doctor this way: "It's that super gal with fragile lips expecting extra doses!"
A six-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn while smoking a cigarette. A preacher walking by saw him and stopped to speak to him. "Son, aren't you a little young to smoke?" "Nah. Heck, I've smoked ever since I got laid last year." "What?! At five? How is that possible?" "I ain't sure. I was soooooo drunk!"
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