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Dave's next-door neighbor was waxing his boat in his driveway with a huge grin on his face. "Hey, John! Whatcha so happy about?" asked Dave. "Hey, man, does it show? Well, yesterday I had my boat on the lake and this sexy redhead came over and asked me for a ride. I jumped at the chance! I took her way out in the middle of the lake, turned off the key, and asked her, 'Swim or screw?' She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!" The next weekend John was waxing and grinning again. "Happy again, John?" "Yep! Yesterday I was out at the lake and a beautiful blonde asked me for a boat ride. I took her out in the middle of the lake, turned off the key, and asked, 'Swim or screw?' She couldn't swim either!" The next weekend Dave saw John just sitting in his boat, staring off into space. "John, why so sad?" "Oh, Dave. Yesterday I was out at the lake when this hot brunette came over and asked me for a ride. I did the same thing again: out to the middle of the lake, turn off the key, and told her 'Swim or screw.' "She pulled down her shorts and Dave ...she had a dick! A great big dick! And I can't swim, Dave! I can't swim!"
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