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Wired found an octopus that’s pretty much a swimming blanket. But get this: the female blanket octopus is an astounding 10,000 times larger than the male! Talk about inferiority!
http://www.wired.com/2015/03/absurd-creature-week-blanket-octopus/
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A blonde handed the office manager her job application. He scanned it quickly and said, "Excuse me, but you say your birthday is October 24. Which year?" She looked puzzled. "Why, every year!"
A gay man went to his doctor with a bad case of hemorrhoids. The physician prescribed suppositories but, when it came time to use them, the man was worried that he'd do it wrong, so he laid a mirror on the floor to help line up his target. Suddenly, his dick hardened, blocking his view. He said, "Hey! Stop that! It's only me!"
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