Sunday, October 18, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] October 19, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

It’s another perfect day in Seattle: cloudy, cool, rainy! Just right for some sight gags:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The doctor told the elderly gentleman that he had to drink Epsom Salts dissolved in warm water an hour before breakfast. When he returned the next week, the doctor asked, "Feeling better?" The old man replied, "No. Worse." "Did you drink Epsom Salts dissolved in warm water an hour before breakfast each day as I prescribed?" "No," said the man with a sigh. "The best I could do was about twenty minutes one day!"

I'm in a same-sex marriage. For years now, my wife and I have been having the same sex! 


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