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Two successful psychoanalysts had offices in the same building. At the end of a long day, they both happened to catch the same elevator. As they rode down, the younger shrink felt completely wiped, but he noticed the older psychoanalyst looked fresh as a proverbial daisy. "What's your secret?" he asked. "How can you listen to patients complain from morning till night and still look so chipper when you're heading home?" The older one shrugged and said, "Who listens?"
An attractive young lady was in the examination room. "Doctor, my a$$hole hurts really bad." The doctor said, "Lie on your stomach and I'll take a look." She rolled over and he began his exam. Her derriere looked perfect. The doctor asked, "Miss, have you had anal sex lately?" "No. Why?" "Would you like to?"
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