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I know NASCAR is fast but you don’t appreciate just how fast on TV. Watch this: ten feet away from cars going 180MPH+.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Nathan told his lawyer, "Abe, if you're absolutely sure I can win this case, I'll hire you." Abe said, "Okay, but before I can say, I need to know the facts." Nathan went into detail about his failed partnership, ending with, "Now you know everything. Can Isue my partner and win?" Abe replied, "If everything is as you've said, it's clear that you going to win. It's an open-and-shut case." Nathan said, "Dammit! Never mind." "What's wrong?" asked Abe. Nathan groaned, "I told you my partner's side of the case!"
Ladies, the Honeymoon is Over if: Talking dirty in bed means screaming obscenities when he hogs the blanket. PMS lasts all month. You leave your jumbo box of maxi-pads on open display. "Honey, what are you thinking?" turns into "Are you done yet?!" He yawns when you complain about some guy who hits on you at work. S&M, menage, dildos... anything to break the monotony. You once walked hand in hand; now you jog to keep up. Frilly, lacy, tiny panties are way too uncomfortable. Two weeks, no orgasm; three weeks, no orgasm; four weeks, no orgasm... and you don't notice. He gives you money and now expects it back. You'd prefer to spend quality time with your vibrator. You let one rip in bed and don't care if he hears!
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