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The class entered to find test papers waiting on their desks. The questions: "What's the best-selling genre of music?" "What are the ingredients in Coca-Cola?" "Who was Archimedes' father?" One student said to another, "Man, I hate pop quizzes!"
Willie and his father barely eked out a living on their one-mule farm until Willie hit the lottery, winning a half-million dollars! He collected his money and, when he told his father the good news, handed Dad a crisp, new, hundred-dollar bill. Dad looked at the money and said, "John, I've always been careful with what little money we earned here on the farm. I never spent it on whiskey or women or frivolous things. Why, your mother and I couldn't even afford a marriage license." "What? Pa! Do you realize what that makes me?" "Yep. And evidently a cheap one, too!"
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