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We've all seen lots of crystals -- but have you ever seen crystals as big as this?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A sports fanatic had T-shirts, caps, sweatshirts, all sorts of gear, from all of his local teams. One evening, when he and his wife were going to a big fund-raiser for the local theater, she reminded him, "This is a fancy dinner tonight. You need to wear a sports coat." Not looking up from SportsCenter, he mumbled, "Which team?"
A bride wanted three children while her husband thought two was enough. They discussed it off and on for months until the husband decided to put an end to things by saying, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, his new wife retorted, "Then I hope you'll love our third child as if it were your own!"
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