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[cyberjoke3000] May 23, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Sign in a Photographer's Studio: "Shoot the kids. Hang the family. Frame the wife."

The flight into Dallas hit some terrible weather and started to plummet to the ground. The pilot barely recovered in time to land the plane safely. At the gate, airport officials were surprised to see dozens of midgets disembark. When the crew finally exited the plane, the airline manager congratulated him on his flying skills under such extreme conditions, and then said, "But I was surprised to see so many midgets on one flight." The pilot answered, "Those weren't midgets. Those were Texans with the sh¡t scared out of them!" 

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