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Lose your padlock key? Here's one quick, sure-fire way to remove it: melt it!
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In the future, after man learned how to package knowledge in pill form, a student entered a pharmacy and ordered "general knowledge." The pharmacist handed him pills for English literature, history, biology, art, and geography. He swallowed them and instantly had vast knowledge on each subject. "But what about a pill for math?" The pharmacist handed him a huge pill. "But why is that pill so large?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, math is always a hard to swallow!"
What's the hardest part of sex with a blind woman? Getting her husband's voice right!
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