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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other's a little lighter!
Two little old ladies, long-time friends and quite old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her religion. Soon Mrs. Murphy grew lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so she went for a visit. "So, Mrs. Cohen? How is it here at the Jewish home?" Mrs. Cohen raved about the food, the facilities, and the caregivers. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she confided, "But the best part is: I now have a boyfriend." "Isn't that wonderful? Tell me everything!" "Well, after lunch we go to my room and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me all over and then we sing Jewish songs." "For sure, it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you." "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?" "Oh, my place is also wonderful. And I also have a boyfriend." "Good for you! What do you do?" "We also go to my room and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me all over." Mrs. Cohen asked, "Yes? And then?" Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we f*¢k!"
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