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"Mr. Scott, there's something I want to ask you." Mr. Scott replied, "Young man, you have my blessing. My daughter's happiness is all I want. Of course you may marry her." "No, sir, that's not it. You see, my car payment is due and I'm a little short until payday and I hoped I might borrow a hundred dollars until next Friday." Mr. Scott said, "Hell, no. I hardly know you!"
Jill's doctor was perplexed. "I've examined you thoroughly and you either have a bad cold or you're pregnant." Jill answered, "I must be pregnant. I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold!"
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