Wednesday, May 4, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 5, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Zach Mueller has serious cardistry skills! (That means he's damned good at handling playing cards!)

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Dan came home from work to find his newlywed wife crying in the kitchen. "What's wrong, darling?" She sobbed, "I don't know what to do! I spent all day preparing a special meal for tonight's dinner, but the dog ate it. All of it!" Dan comforted her. "Don't worry, dear. We can always get another dog!"

One college girl told another, "Suzi was so excited when she found out she was pregnant that she called me and said, 'I can't believe I have a person inside me'!" "That's sweet," said her friend. "Yeah, but I told her, 'So do I! Let me call you back in an hour'!" 


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