Sunday, May 29, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 30, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Maybe homosexuality really is a form of mental illness. Why else did they fight so hard for the right to get married?

Doug knew the end was near. His family gathered around his bedside to record his last wishes. "I want my son, Bernie, to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter, Sybil, gets the apartments in the East End. Jamie, you get the offices in City Center. And to my dear wife Sarah, goes all the residential buildings by the river." The attending physician and his nurse were blown away. As Doug slipped away, the nurse said, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been a hard-worker to have accumulated all that property." Sarah replied, "Property? What property? That a$$hole was a paper boy!" 


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