Tuesday, May 17, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 18, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've worked with sandpaper for years, throwing it away when it was full of gunk because it no longer cut. A few years ago, I discovered sandpaper cleaner. But you don't need -- that if you have an old sneaker. Watch Izzy show you how and save some money:

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The owner of a clothing shop that had just been burglarized told the investigating detective, "It's bad, but not as bad as if he had robbed me yesterday." The detective looked puzzled. "Why not?" "Because today everything's on sale!"

My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife! 


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