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My thanks to CyberJokester Russ Haag who realized that the spam we've all been receiving about BC voting came from the CyberJoke 3000™ calendar. (I didn't even know CyberJoke 3000™ had a calendar!) Somehow it got posted and set to repeat every other day. I deleted the entry and it hasn’t reappeared all day. So far, so good. Thanks, Russ, for figuring this one out. And here's hoping this doesn't become a new kind of spam on Yahoo!
As a musician (and then music teacher) my life motto was "practice makes perfect." But this article in Nautilus says "Not All Practice Makes Perfect." Changing from naïve to purposeful practice dramatically increases performance.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A student told the school secretary, "My iPod was stolen!" The secretary handed her a form to complete. She filled in every blank, even those labeled "Staff Use Only." Under "Disposition" she entered, "I'm really ticked off!"
A cop pulled over a weaving car driven by a hot blonde who smelled of liquor. He said, "I'm going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to determine if you're driving under the influence." She blew into the balloon, he returned to his patrol car. He soon returned and told her, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She looked shocked. "You mean a Breathalyzer shows that, too?"
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